Who are the Spice Girls?

boy: "Mrs. Johnson, who are the Spice Girls?"

me: "A British all-girl pop band from the 90's. They famously, and obnoxiously, wrote 'Tell Me What You Want", and they were all name things like Baby Spice, Scary Spice..."

girl, interrupting: "I'm Pumpkin Spice!"

(later) girl 1, to girl 2: "I wanna, I wanna, I wanna! choke you to death."

"A police ran over your mom?"

"I fell in the dumpster because I didn't have any buckets."

girl 1: "Since when do leprechauns ride scooters?"

girl 2: "Since when do leprechauns have cat heads?"

"I need to find the definition for a smiley face. Where do I find that?"

girl 1, loud whispering across the room to girl 2: "I'm going to snuff your candle out!"

"I hate listening to the llamas outside of my house."

"Death is imminent. (She) is GOING to kill you."

girl, to me: "Why would (Madame Curie) open a box with an atomic bomb in it?"

me: "Pandora's box is a myth. And a metaphor."