Do I Even Want to Know?

"She's going to tase my booty so it can't shake?"

girl: "What does albeit mean?"

(I start to answer)

boy, interrupting: "It's like, 'Who wants to be narrator?' 'Albeit!' "

boy 1 to boy 2: "You're not Charlie Sheen."

girl, singing: "Little Bunny Doo-doo..."

girl: "It's jolly! Jolly!"

boy, interrupting: "Gotta get down on jolly!"

"I just breathed a little too hard."

"I kind of went goth over the weekend."

"Hello, young fellows! Let's read, let's read!"

"Oh, my cold blood! What will I do?"

girl, to me: "How many quotes do you have?"

me: "A lot."

girl: "It's like, 'This was Language Arts. We got everything done- and then some.' "

"You sound like a foreign antelope."

"I love eating! It's how I survive, in case you didn't know."

(in writing assignment): "I just had to move to the colony after I saw that advertisement. Man, am I a sucker for a good poster."

"What is MySpace?"