I think I'll pass, but thanks...

girl, to me: "Do you want this? You can use it to stab people."

"Their true colors were RED. It compliments their eyes. Like the guys from Britain. Makes their eyes really pop."

"Curse this stupid beehive!"

"Sorry, she was singing about hot dogs. It's her fault."

"Finses isn't a word, grammar police!"

"I want to own a blowhole."

"Curse the black dumpster!"

"I'm betraying myself as I speak!"

"What's right up my alley? I don't like alleys! They're scary!"

"I know what's up my alley. Death."

girl to boy: "Get your thinker working!"

boy to girl: "Sorry, my thinker was on a break."

"If you turned into a smurf, I would be very sad."