Um... what?

"Oh my gosh, that was so last week."

"Did you know that gorillas are scary?"

"Sock monkeys are the WORST."

"She's got a black-diamond encrusted fork."

"If you blow chunks on me, I will fork you in the face."

"It's a snake in a hole in the ground! Crazy!"

"But pigs have little chubby arms..."

boy 1: "Wait, girls don't have Adam's apples?"

boy 2: "No, they have Eve's apples. Yeah, Eve's apples are invisible."

"Why is Dumbledore in Santa's sleigh?"

"Oh my gosh, it's Justin Bieber! I want to fork you in the face!"

"Oh, Food Games."

girl 1, to me:"If you move to Virginia, I want you to have a bathtub inside."

girl 2: "Yes, we will bless you with an indoor tub."

"I HATE dinosaurs."

"That's not funny. It's HILARIOUS!"