Sound the alarm!

"The Pentagon has been breached!"

"We've been infiltrated by the Soviet Union!"

boy 1: "What does ghastly mean?"

boy 2: "Um, it runs on diesel?"

boy 1: "I didn't know Voldemort was in our history book!"

boy 2: "She said Baltimore, not Voldemort."

"I have already had four girlfriends."

"To me, there are two kinds of aunts."

girl, to me: "Two years is like a LIFETIME. You could die. I could KILL YOU in those two years. YOU COULD BE DEAD."

"You should make up fake names. Adam and Eve Dinglehopper."

"The force of hands make words come together."

"Why is there fireworks going on in your mouth?"

me, to boy 1: "What are the compound words?"

boy 1: "Abundance."

me to boy 1: " What are the two words that make up that word?"

(no answer)

boy 2: "Actually, there are three. A. Bun. and DANCE!"

"I thought she was going to say, 'Why am I always getting cancer?' "

"Right now, I bet (Steve Jobs) is in Heaven showing God the iPhone 8."

"Why did you throw that sticky note away? It's sad now. It's crying."

"Can we all pay a big- no, moderate amount- of Johnson cash to see the blog?"

"I hope she's not writing a biography about herself."

"When you're sneezing, check to see if your heart stops."

"I'll be your beanie model."