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Homework vocab answers:
"My brother quickly depleted his deodorant because he thinks girls love Old Spice."
"My brother seared his pants when he held a lighter up to his bum and let out a fart."








And, normal quotes...
"I have pianos in my body. They're next to my organs." (hahaha!)








"I did NOT put a calculator in my pants, thank you very much!"








"Did you say you are buying a chimpanzee?"








"Someone just ripped the other person's face off!"








boy, to me: "I hate puberty."
(I look up, eyebrow cocked)
"A zit. I scratched it."








girl, to me:"We're playing the Hunger Games, running around and poking each other with thumbs."
boy, to me: "I committed Japanese. The honorable death thing."








boy to girl: "You stopped thumb-twiddling and I won!"