that WOULD be weird

"It would be weird if they melted down Michael Jackson's face and made it into Legos."








me: "Knock it off with the Christian cuss words!"
boy 1: "Christmas cuss words?"
boy 2: "Son of a Rudolph!"








"Did you know worms have hats?"








girl: "Oh, he's going to throw a whole planet at me!"
boy: "Give me Venus back!"
girl: "NO! I'm killing the Martians!"