How can you tell?

"My hump is bigger than yours."








"That's a foot-stompin', hand-clappin' harmony."








"I prefer boys because you don't have to talk to them."








"You're a jerk. I'm cancelling our Draw Something game."








"Goodbye, Compromise of 1833. I've never liked you."








"This would be a great time to be friends with a rapper."








"Oh, they're gonna be so jealous! Let's walk all cool- in slow motion!"








boy 1: "Let me just go hunting..."
boy 2: "Like I do. With dinosaurs."
me: (eyeroll)
boy 2: "It's true. They never see it coming."








"You should go to Africa and learn their ways of storytelling. I hear they're pretty good at it."








"OOOH, right in the childhood!"








"If there are injuries, are there also out-juries?"