That could be a problem...

"There's a war between humans and inanimate objects going on!"








"But you can hurt his gentle man-feelings."








"I don't want to die in any way that involves my neck."








"Can you open the door so I can shake it?"






"Do you know how to make armpit fudge?"








"Shame on you, me, you, me, you, me, US!"








"Will you be a dear and go hunt a moose?"








boy 1, to me: "They were roughhousing."
boy 2: "And rough mansion-ing."
(I look at him, quizzically.)
boy 2: "Rough condo-ing."
          " Rough Misselthwaite Manor-ing."
          "Rough yurtz-ing."
          "Rough apartment-ing."
girl 1:  "Oh! Rough tent-ing."
boy 2: "Rough coral reef-ing."
girl 1:  "Rough cave-ing."
boy 2: "Rough motor-homing."