oh, brother

"Is this what we have been degraded to? Playing with a piece of dust?"








(Two soon-to-be middle schoolers, playing a guessing game.)
girl 1: "A lot of Scottish people wear these designs..."
girl 2: "Bagpipes!"








"I have a bump on my tongue."








"I almost tasted her HAIR!"








boy, to me: "You're just punishing me because I know Jacob is better and Jar Jar Binks is awesome. You're jealous!"








"I like hobos, and I like fairies."