The finale... for now.

"That's alien-racist."
(talking about space aliens, not immigrants, btw.)




boy 1 to boy 2: "I like looking at your upper body."




"I will flip a nostril's clown if I break something."




"I'll burn you so hard you'll be medium rare."




"I've licked it before."




"I'm going to punch you in the hair."




"(He) left his pants outside."




(5 days later)
"(He left his pants outside again."




"Your ears must really like you."




"Why does that cat look like it's just seen an elephant have an aneurysm?"




"It smelled like a dried up baby."




"You're as red as a potato."