And some more... this is me catching up.

"Mrs. J, I kind of made your baby look like a giraffe."
(For the record, I don't have a baby. It was an art project.)




boy 1 to boy 2: "AHHH! You got it in my EAR!"
boy 3: "Ha! An earful of Sprite."




"But-but-but- I don't wear any pants!"




"What's my first name?"




(over the din, I hear this)
boy 1 to girl 1: "You're pooping?!?"
girl 1: "NO!"
boy 1: "Then WHAT?!?"
(everyone has turned to look by now, room is silent.)
me: "Um... please explain."
girl 1: "I said, if you're an American before you go to the bathroom, and an American after you go to the bathroom, what are you while you're going to the bathroom?"
(everyone is silent)
girl 1: "Eur-o-pean!"