Still catching up...

Apologies- internet was out for like 4 days during spring break. Here are a few more.


boy to class: "Which one of you successful men would like to read the next verse?"




(students have been arguing about whether or not to leave door open. Most are whining that it's too cold, so this boy shouts...) "I am SO HOT with my MAN HEAT!"




"OH MY GOSH, he went to TAKE A PEE! GET OVER IT!"




"Boy, when good people screw up, they screw up BIG TIME."




"I love scissors! They... cut things."




(reading aloud) "Taft headed the Consecutive Branch."




boy 1 to boy 2: "Oh, you wanna be creepy? Two can play at that game!"




boy 1: "Yay, we're homesteaders! We get pitchforks!"
boy 2: "And torches! We're the original angry mob!"




"Uggghhh. It smells like... pretzels... and boys."




"If we're stuck HERE, how will we help Siberian tigers in Africa or something?"




"You stupid piece of cheese!"