I don't think so...

"They're brother and sister? I thought Dora and Diego were... el chum-os."




(boy sees me writing down a quote)
"What are you writing? Was it the one about the man-stache?"  (regrettably, I missed that one.)




"I got that from Dora."




"I'm communing with my cookie."




"If you were allergic to yourself, that... would be terrible."




"It tastes like Sasquatch jerky!"




(boy, to me) "He's an instigator! He's an investigator, right, Mrs. J.?"
me: "Wait... is he an instigator or an investigator?"
boy: "Investigator. That's what you call an instigating alligator."
me: "Where does the V come from?"
boy: "Velcro."




"Philosophical: If you just listen, the answers will come through your mouth."




"Cocoa beans were used as money? Like in jail."
(I raise my eyebrows)
"Yeah,in jail they use raisins as money."