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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Oh, really?

(In writing assignment.)
"Unfortunately, I don't have a courageous characteristic. I have more of a hermit crab characteristic."




"Abstain means... to stain the carpet."




"Um, my liver went to Chicago."




"I don't care if it starts in my nostril!"




"Goats have a weird fiddly thing on their chin. Like Osama bin Laden."

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