These have been piling up for a few days. Sorry I'm just now getting to it. Enjoy!
"Marky sharpie. Marky sharpie. It's my Marky!"
"It's the LUNCH BOX 360."
"Normal people are just small midgets."
"Did you know an octopus can change genders? I wish I could do that- I would be the greatest secret agent EVER."
"Can I have these? They look like hats for my thumbs."
boy: "There was a peacock outside my window this morning."
(silence)
girl: "Where do you live?"
boy 1: Did you put gel in your hair?"
boy 2: "NO! It's called H! 2! 0!"
"I need a new chair. I'm tired of this invisible one."
"Wait, we have a vocab workbook? I've been missing out!"
"Ra-ooooooo! I have a letter I can uuuuuuuuuuuse!"
"Hey! You both got the finger."
"I'm SANTA! I'm SANTA! I'M SANTA!"
"1, 2, 3, 4- somebody's still next door."
"Bringing your book to class hurts... if you get hit with it."
boy to me: "Hey! How are you?"
me: "I'm good. How are you?"
boy: Good. OOH! A BIRD!"
(boy singing softly to himself) "Haters gonna haaate..."
"You can shake it if you want to, but please, shake it somewhere else."
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