Did you know how smart crows are?

"I have a crow that is my psychiatrist."

boy 1: "Leonadro da Vinci must have had a hard time signing his name onto all of those paintings. It was so long..."

boy 2: "And then he turned into a turtle."

"Hulk Hogan. Who is that?"

"Everyone forgets about decimals. Decimals have feelings, too!"

*singing to himself* "Now, bring us some piggy pudding..."

"Curse your long arms!"