I can't believe this was all today...

Maybe the best day ever.

Me: "So if you have three tardies for one class, you will be writing an essay for us."

Girl: "Can it be about Miranda Cosgrove (iCarly) ?"

Me: "...any questions?"

Boy: "No, but I know why the Sega Genesis is called that. Because it's the first 16-bit console!"

Me: (nothing. How do you respond to that?)

"If you do it from the back, it's flipping someone off. If you do it from the front, it's not."

Note found it old textbook: Girl 1: "Map Ashley"

Girl 2: "I don't know what that means"

Girl 1: "Neither do I"

"Last year, (he) ate his Bible."

"Mrs. Johnson! Mrs. Johnson! Watch this!" (Tosses lunch box onto floor.) "It looks like that lunch..." (puts sunglasses on and crosses arms) "...just got served."

Girl: "You smashed my Sharpie!"

Me: "Sorry. Did it live?"

Girl: "NO! It died a hard and painful death!!!"

"This is making me cross-eyed."

ALL ABOUT BOOK COVERS...

Boy 1: "I want a blanket made out of this stuff!"

Boy 2: "Yeah, it's perfect for hats."

"These are handcuffs. Stupid handcuffs. Aw, I popped a thread!"

"We should have a stretching ceremony."

"STRETCH-TASTIC!!!!!"

Boy 1:"I have stretch cash in my wallet."

Boy 2: "I have stretch cash in my cousin."

Happy First Day Back!!!!!