"I declare today National Chicken Day."
"It's legal in Connecticut."
"If I was an Egyptian... I'd have an AK47."
"I have an overhead disease."
"Easy peasy lemon juicy. Pumpkin juice. Pumpkin pie. Right? Pumpkin Pie?"
"If you do something mean, I will disconnect, and not talk to you and not respond to your texts."
"I'd like to donate my body to the cannibals in Peru."
"My brother's a midget. Raised by humans."
"Australia is located in British."
"I've been tickled too many times by these hands."
0 comments:
Post a Comment