Late with this post, sorry!
"Pads aren't just for girls."
"A leotard is like being naked, only with a layer of clothes on."
"I am willing to give you four hugs and a penny if you vacuum for me."
"Your loss. I have rabies."
"I haven't done anything yet! Except punch him in the face..."
"This makes spit fly off of my tongue and into my face."

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