A backlog- sorry!

Hey all! Sorry it's been a while- I had a bunch written down that I lost (arg!), so I was looking for them... but in the meantime, these happened!




"I'm going to give birth to you so I can marry you at a later date."



"I can't believe it's going to be that much money. I don't have $75 million!"



"Is yourself a jerk?"



"Wouldn't that be a negative 0?"



"That sounded like a Grolar bear sneeze."



"The service here (in the classroom) is unsatisfactory. I'm taking my business elsewhere."



"My brother is just... a rascal."



"Are you going to leave us? Like Nanny McPhee?"



"When I was in 5th grade, I was already of a higher intellect of comedy."



"I don't think little kids can actually comprehend how funny Spongebob is."



(Homework answer) "How David and Solomon are related: Both had wife issues."