End of the year...

"Even I'm smart in real life. It's not that hard. You just have to not be stupid."



"Did you see that? It's a karate dog!"



Girl: "What is that?"
Me: "Pad Thai."
Girl: "Sweet. Is it Italian?"



Boy 1: "Dude. Why do you guys keep your boxes?"
Boy 2: "Because boxes are where you keep your boxers!"



"You're making ME look smart... and that's bad."



Boy: "Is a veil a dress?"
Girl: "It's a dress for your FACE!"



me: "... so this needs to be done by the end of class. Any questions?"
(long pause)
Boy: "If you could, would you ride on the USS Enterprise?"