"You know, if you put some eyes on it, you could use it for your Facebook page."



"Don't spank me, it tickles!"



"Oh, I get it... he's making a BRIDGE to Terabithia!"



girl: "Mrs. Johnson, that's not how you spell my middle name."
me: "Really? because traditionally, the way to spell Jo for females is J-O. Sorry about that."
(next day)
girl: "Guess what? I asked my dad, and you were right. I've been spelling my middle name wrong for seven years."