Election Day...

These are from today, during our election activities.

"Is this guy a 3rd party candidate? His name is... Clint Eastwood."




"How many (electoral votes) does Mexico get?"




"Obama... as far as abortion goes... he's for it."




boy, to me: "Taylor Swift's new album is pretty legit."




(looking at a picture of Obama) "Is there a campaign for this guy, or what? He's everywhere!"




me to class: "Why can't George Bush Sr. run again?"
boy: "He's dead!"




me to class: "What about LaMarcus Aldrige- could he be elected?"
boy: "Well, I was looking at his tweets.." (I didn't hear the rest of what he said. I was laughing too hard.)




boy 1 to boy 2: "We're going to leave you here."
boy 1 to boy 3: "Come on, let's go to the Corner of Knowledge."




"Is that... Harriet Tubman? Oh no- it's Dora the Explorer."




"I found owl poop in my mom's purse once."




boy 1: "What's wrong with Mrs. G?"
boy 2: "Her eyes are closed- she must be praying."
(ps- no, she was laughing so hard she was crying.)




"I actually have a turban."




"She's Mexican so she probably boxes in her garage."




"Romney probably has a binder full of men too."




"That sounds like an annoying cat dying moose llama thing."




"I have another poop story. It's about my brother. As a toddler. On an airplane."




"Pause the TV and kiss on her!"




(during presentation) "The confederate voters in Virginia..."





The following are NOT from today- these have been accumulating for a while.

"I would probably be a frisky kitty cat."




"Oh, yuck! This can't be healthy."




"Razor scooters, Nazi edition."




"I found another fingernail."




(phone buzzes)
boy 1: "Is someone playing a saxophone?"
boy 2: "Yeah... I have a pocket saxophone."




girl to boy: "Here's your pencil."
boy to pencil: "Hey there! Long time no see, little buddy!"




"It is overwhelmingly beautiful. Just like my Cheez-its."




"I liked him... because he had a beard. He was like Santa Claus in my mind."




"My soul has eyebrows."




"My dad got a sunflower seed stuck in his ear once."