Never heard that one before...

"Usually, when I hiccup, I'll end up burping at the end."

"You shocked my NOSE! With your ELBOW!"

(movie on in class): "You could've gotten stabbed by a swordfish!"

boy: "Um... they're not actually swords."

"Do you wanna go pet some mooses?"

(into a fake walkie talkie) "Let's go get a dinosaur. Copy that."

"Technically, when you're bowling, all the lanes go the same direction."

"TURRRRRN! Randomrandomtuuuuuuurn!"

"My name is __________ and I have a pet chair."

"You DON'T throw artificial ham!"