TOO MUCH SUGAR

boy: "I want to be an ox."

girl: "Why?"

boy: "Because then I could kill people. With my head."

"It's Valentine's Day! You're not supposed to be mean, you jerk!"

"Bart sounds like an offensive name."

me: "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!"

boy: "Loser, loser... something that sounds like oozer."

(discussion ensues)

boy: "YES! Loser, loser... chicken bruiser?"

"I don't believe in unicorns... but I do believe in uni-bears."