You're absolutely correct.

"There's nothing shameful about having a 'stache."

"It's rude to talk while I'm interrupting!

"I have an accusation to make. Colonel Mustard got Mrs. Plum with a candlestick."

me: "Does anyone have any questions?"

boy: "No, I get it! It's like on Sesame Street..."

boy to girl: "I don't think giving birth and rejoicing has anything to do with good friends. Are you reading the right verse?"

girl: "Um... oh! I'm a chapter off!"

boy: "Yeah, cuz right now, that's what a BAD friend would do."

"For a second there, I thought you said, 'Don't make friends with a hot tub!' "