Bunco Trash Talk

"I have your mom on speed dial." "If you keep singing that song, I'm going to shake you up like a milkshake." "Burritos are things you throw at houses." "I 'Bunc'ed this game up." "I got a Bunco, but they took it from me." "Why?" "They got a Boggle." And today... "I love committing arson. It makes me feel complete. Does that worry you?" "I barted." "How did that go over?" "Not very well. Kind of like drinking nails." (Two minutes later...) "I wanna get acupuncture." "We should get matching tattoos when we're older!" "Um... I just swallowed my tooth."