oh, really?

"Look at my tongue! My tongue is awesome!"

"Stubby Thriller arms!"

"We should have muzzles..."

"Hey guys, let's switch personalities!"

Boy1 about boy 2, to me: "Mrs J, (he) is self conscious because he's going through puberty."

me: "You're ALL going through puberty."

boy 1: "Yeah, but he's going through puberty on his face."

"You could dye your head bald!"