oh... burn!

"Would you like some ice for that third-degree BURN?"








"Now that's COLONIAL swag."








"That amendment says no quartering of troopers."








(This one comes from a future middle-schooler- another class was using my room for presentations, and I got to witness this...)
boy 1: "(Jefferson Davis) was a little like me in his childhood."
boy 2: "How?"
boy 1:  "Except I didn't work on a cotton plantation."
teacher: "Then how?"
boy 1: "Well, I might be president someday."
(long pause)
girl 1: "How did (Jefferson Davis's) wife die?"
boy 1: "I don't know- maybe she wasn't taking care of herself."








"I veto chihuahuas! They shiver and it's weird."








"You smell like... Albertson's."