Never heard that one before...

"Usually, when I hiccup, I'll end up burping at the end."

"You shocked my NOSE! With your ELBOW!"

(movie on in class): "You could've gotten stabbed by a swordfish!"

boy: "Um... they're not actually swords."

"Do you wanna go pet some mooses?"

(into a fake walkie talkie) "Let's go get a dinosaur. Copy that."

"Technically, when you're bowling, all the lanes go the same direction."

"TURRRRRN! Randomrandomtuuuuuuurn!"

"My name is __________ and I have a pet chair."

"You DON'T throw artificial ham!"

You're absolutely correct.

"There's nothing shameful about having a 'stache."

"It's rude to talk while I'm interrupting!

"I have an accusation to make. Colonel Mustard got Mrs. Plum with a candlestick."

me: "Does anyone have any questions?"

boy: "No, I get it! It's like on Sesame Street..."

boy to girl: "I don't think giving birth and rejoicing has anything to do with good friends. Are you reading the right verse?"

girl: "Um... oh! I'm a chapter off!"

boy: "Yeah, cuz right now, that's what a BAD friend would do."

"For a second there, I thought you said, 'Don't make friends with a hot tub!' "

um... ok?

"Oh no! I killed a man with this thumb."

"Ninja chapstick dinosaurs!"

"NO! We should have cool names, like Charlie, and Tim!"

"Well, it really depends on how long your arm hair is."