"Birds aren't retarded. They are very smart. They regurgitate their food and they feed it to my dad."
"Aw, man! I guess we don't make good gang members."
boy: "What makes a gang member?"
girl: "Weird hats."
"Did I just poke myself in the eye with my own finger?"
"You look like a giant coat monster!"
(I shut a door a little too hard in between two classrooms.)
In the next door classroom, boy 1: "Mrs. Johnson ANGRY."
boy 2: "J-dog SMASH."
"Mrs. Johnson, is the zombie apocalypse an actual thing?"
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