"E.T. has a home phone?"
"I was sick. You know- cough cough, sneezity. Cough."
"Ew, I just touched something green and sticky."
boy: "At least my mom didn't make me wear her high heels."
"Look, I'm putting a new spin on the name tree hugger!" (hugs tree)
girl 1: "Mrs. J, what would you do if one of us fell out of the car?"
me: "I suppose it depends on where, and when..."
girl 2: "And who."
"When I go out Sasquatch hunting, that's where I'll look."
"You are my worst enemy in the history of space and time!!!"

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