Last week

Late with this post, sorry!

"Pads aren't just for girls."

"A leotard is like being naked, only with a layer of clothes on."

"I am willing to give you four hugs and a penny if you vacuum for me."

"Your loss. I have rabies."

"I haven't done anything yet! Except punch him in the face..."

"This makes spit fly off of my tongue and into my face."

Bunco Trash Talk

"I have your mom on speed dial." "If you keep singing that song, I'm going to shake you up like a milkshake." "Burritos are things you throw at houses." "I 'Bunc'ed this game up." "I got a Bunco, but they took it from me." "Why?" "They got a Boggle." And today... "I love committing arson. It makes me feel complete. Does that worry you?" "I barted." "How did that go over?" "Not very well. Kind of like drinking nails." (Two minutes later...) "I wanna get acupuncture." "We should get matching tattoos when we're older!" "Um... I just swallowed my tooth."

oh, today...

Boy: "My mom says I can't wear makeup til I'm in High School." "Don't snort salt. But it is easier to snort than it is to eat..." "Do you know I'm allowed to marry my second cousin? Pretty cool, huh."

Good times, right?

Girl: "Alright, my two most important things (for the overnight trip) are here: My eyelash curler, and my lipstick." Boy: "Excuse me. I'm not a lady, I'm a woman." "Did you say my cat looks tasty? Because I will EAT YOU."

Oh, bother.

"I suffer from a disease... called tiredness." Boy:" What was that guy's name again?" Me: "Leonardo di Caprio." Boy: "Yeah. Doesn't he look like Jesse McCartney?" Me: *groan*