I Spoke Too Soon

Yesterday, I posted during my break- they only had one period left, so no use in waiting, right?

Wrong.

Three more from yesterday- enjoy!


Me:"Class, I have a question."
Boy:"Okay, I didn't mean to kill him... but he just died."



"Ugh. why am I a tortoise?"



"I'm going to dedicate all of my money from the book to the Barrel Role Foundation for Children, because frankly, that's the only foundation I can give me money to."