Long Time Coming

Some of these are pre- Spring Break, but I'm lagging. Enjoy! "You need to tell them- I need a special kind of soda. From Korea." "I am allergic to knowledge." "I like big books and I cannot lie..." WRITE-IN from fan and MS sub - "I'm only blonde when I straighten my hair." Boy 1:"(In the book) This kid stabs another kid in the back and he spits blood in a girl's face!" Boy 2: "Sounds like what my first date will be like." Girl:"Weiner doesn't start with a backwards L." Boy: "It does if you count the silent part." "I don't have a very imagination mind."

I Spoke Too Soon

Yesterday, I posted during my break- they only had one period left, so no use in waiting, right?

Wrong.

Three more from yesterday- enjoy!


Me:"Class, I have a question."
Boy:"Okay, I didn't mean to kill him... but he just died."



"Ugh. why am I a tortoise?"



"I'm going to dedicate all of my money from the book to the Barrel Role Foundation for Children, because frankly, that's the only foundation I can give me money to."

All Today- How Do I Get Work Done?

All but 3 of these were today, I kid you not.

"I touch whatever I want to touch..."


"I live in a parallel universe!"


"That is bullschnizzle if I've ever heard it."


"I can flex my thighs."


"I've done worse to (her) than that."


"For future reference, you can't take this away because it's not a bandana. It's a wizard's gauntlet."


"This stuff makes me boring."


"Made you look, now you're in the baby book."


"I won't do anything for yu, as long as you let me have a garbage can right now."


"It tastes like Mexico."


"Why do you have ice?
Ice, baby."


"I found a nerf dart in my pencil case. And it's a pencil dart."

Seriously.

"So... a sharp stick can get you pregnant?"







"Hyperventilating is what dogs do!"




"I probably should have cleaned out my garbage can before I drank out of it."

The Quotes That Started it All...

Boy: "If my voice is changing, does that mean I'm pregnant?"



"I'm like a cheetah... except faster."



"My chair is NOT working today."