How does that work, exactly?

"I'm in love with a teenage pineapple!"

boy: "Okay, Okay- Everyone at this table. What's your opinion of My Little Ponies?"

girl: "Tom Sawyer? Doesn't he get eaten by a whale?"

(long pause)

boy: "Um... that's Pinnochio."

girl to boy 1:"You... buried your Hunger Games book in DIRTY LAUNDRY? Who DOES THAT?!?"

boy 2: "I would teach that person a LESSON."

TOO MUCH SUGAR

boy: "I want to be an ox."

girl: "Why?"

boy: "Because then I could kill people. With my head."

"It's Valentine's Day! You're not supposed to be mean, you jerk!"

"Bart sounds like an offensive name."

me: "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!"

boy: "Loser, loser... something that sounds like oozer."

(discussion ensues)

boy: "YES! Loser, loser... chicken bruiser?"

"I don't believe in unicorns... but I do believe in uni-bears."