Is that all it is?

boy to me: "This is how a wrinkle in time works." (Fold piece of string.) "See?"

"Is Indiana a state? I thought it was just a city in Minneapolis."

"Dramatic music for this dramatic moment!"

"Say goose, for Pete's sake!"

"It's a pinky petticoat!"

boy 1 to me: "Thanks for correcting me. My mouth was..."

boy 2: "Mouth.exe has stopped working. Would you like to send an error report?"

boy 1: "Um..."

boy 2: "Install updates."

boy 1: "In November, I will update to age 13."

"(His) fist.exe is ready to launch!"

boy 1: "What does that word mean?"

boy 2: "It means that my vision is super. I have super vision!"

"People are so distractifying."

"He can go jump in a mud puddle."

"(He) is Sir Num-Nums."

boy 1, to me: "You're to fast."

boy 2: "And furious."

"I watch it because it's after Tyra. Which, in my opinion, is better than Oprah."

"I have super vision!"