Don't we all?

"I wish I was Buzz Lightyear."

"Is that a vampire penguin wearing a diaper with three eyes and a cape?"

"I think my dog likes history."

They'd be awfully difficult to read...

"What if books were birds?"

"I am going to be at a tsunami-safe beach."

"(in my dream) I see a giant wave, and then it ruins the whole trip, and then I die, which kind of sucks too."

"Maybe death should die."

boy 1, while I'm lecturing: "Oxiclean."

girl: "Random."

boy 1: "Billy Mays."

boy 2: "He died."

"Oh blue whale, this hurts!"

"I wonder if Mrs. Johnson will still talk to me if I become an ornithologist."

"It's an industrial wigwam!"

(In someone's textbook, they wrote this caption): "Granny-dog."

(while spinning in a chair, speaking in a British accent) "Everything mooves fahstah when you have a British accent!"

"It was like pink and red and grossness mixed together."

"My mom has bowties? Well, my dad used to have hair."

"That caterpillar looked like Ozzy Osbourne."

"I may as well just not show up that day if you're going to make me be a nun."

"Hold on, let me get my monocle."

A play on words... all of them.

"I think that 'facitious' is 'fa-sheesh'."

(boy 1 mentions Turkish pirates in a presentation.)

boy 2: "Don't you mean jerkish pirates?"

"That was an awkward one, but everyone clap anyways!"

"What's a floppy (disk)?"

"Marshy- like a marshmallow, you know? Just trying to add some humor."

Is that all it is?

boy to me: "This is how a wrinkle in time works." (Fold piece of string.) "See?"

"Is Indiana a state? I thought it was just a city in Minneapolis."

"Dramatic music for this dramatic moment!"

"Say goose, for Pete's sake!"

"It's a pinky petticoat!"

boy 1 to me: "Thanks for correcting me. My mouth was..."

boy 2: "Mouth.exe has stopped working. Would you like to send an error report?"

boy 1: "Um..."

boy 2: "Install updates."

boy 1: "In November, I will update to age 13."

"(His) fist.exe is ready to launch!"

boy 1: "What does that word mean?"

boy 2: "It means that my vision is super. I have super vision!"

"People are so distractifying."

"He can go jump in a mud puddle."

"(He) is Sir Num-Nums."

boy 1, to me: "You're to fast."

boy 2: "And furious."

"I watch it because it's after Tyra. Which, in my opinion, is better than Oprah."

"I have super vision!"