So close...

"We draw the line at underwear."




"YES! Butt friction."




"It's a disco waffle!"




"Her breasts are like bacon- her arms, like steel flagpoles."




"Those pigs-in-a-blankets are ghosts."




boy 1:"What's the opposite of haggle?"
boy 2: "Swaggle."




"I was born with an extra-large cry box."




"You are giant jellyfish of... swimmingness."




"I'm NOT becoming a principal, I'm becoming a dictator of a small country.
(Later)
"Change it from dictator- I"m going to be a warrior king!
(Later)
"Oh, Lord of the Universe just has a nice ring to it. It makes warrior king sound like weenies."




"Give me your FACE!"