Spring break, day 1

The first official day of spring break :)

"The toilet has an attitude!"




"We're gonna party like it's potatoes!"




"I'm Winni-er than Pooh Bear!"




(boy 1 to group): "Ducks vs. Beavers?"
(boy 2 in group to boy 1): "Nobody cares- we're looking at puppies!"




"Usher is like, yeah, I'm going to share my name with someone that brings popcorn to people."

Spring Break Officially

It's REALLY spring break now- 10 days! Hopefully I'll be updating my other blog too, but otherwise- reading and crocheting. That is ALL. It will be lovely.

Now for a few more quotes- yay!


Boy 1 to boy 2: "Ooooh, my hair is softer than yours."




"My lassoing days are over."





"At least I WEAR CLOTHES!"




"He's like a kid version of Hitler."




"Yes, Ferris Wheel Jesus."




"Act like a cow, Mrs. Johnson is coming!"




"I'm going to rage on you like a tiny dinosaur!"




(5th grade classwork has students finding better words than "happy, sad, good", etc- I'm reading possible answers.)
Boy: "Can I use pulchritudinous?"
(next answer)
boy: "Is dysphoric okay?"
(next answer)
boy: "This one's not as good- just unsullied."

Spring Break started 7 hours ago...

I'm devoting myself to FINALLY catching up on TMMSS during the break- I have a giant stack of post-its. These have accumulated since my last post, but they're in no particular order.

boy: "Oh, look, a baby clown! DIE, BABY CLOWN!"




boy: "I just had to stick my face in its face."




"There's the fridge-warm it up!"




"Sadly enough, my really long knuckle hair fell off."
(conversation ensues)
""Well, it's not every day you have a world record knuckle hair."




"A cute big sister with a POWER DRILL!"




"I have something awkward in my pocket."




"You ruptured my nuptials."




"Not so aggressively! I have sensitive hands!"


More (hopefully) tomorrow- updates should come through the week. Enjoy!