Last week

Late with this post, sorry!

"Pads aren't just for girls."

"A leotard is like being naked, only with a layer of clothes on."

"I am willing to give you four hugs and a penny if you vacuum for me."

"Your loss. I have rabies."

"I haven't done anything yet! Except punch him in the face..."

"This makes spit fly off of my tongue and into my face."

Bunco Trash Talk

"I have your mom on speed dial." "If you keep singing that song, I'm going to shake you up like a milkshake." "Burritos are things you throw at houses." "I 'Bunc'ed this game up." "I got a Bunco, but they took it from me." "Why?" "They got a Boggle." And today... "I love committing arson. It makes me feel complete. Does that worry you?" "I barted." "How did that go over?" "Not very well. Kind of like drinking nails." (Two minutes later...) "I wanna get acupuncture." "We should get matching tattoos when we're older!" "Um... I just swallowed my tooth."

oh, today...

Boy: "My mom says I can't wear makeup til I'm in High School." "Don't snort salt. But it is easier to snort than it is to eat..." "Do you know I'm allowed to marry my second cousin? Pretty cool, huh."

Good times, right?

Girl: "Alright, my two most important things (for the overnight trip) are here: My eyelash curler, and my lipstick." Boy: "Excuse me. I'm not a lady, I'm a woman." "Did you say my cat looks tasty? Because I will EAT YOU."

Oh, bother.

"I suffer from a disease... called tiredness." Boy:" What was that guy's name again?" Me: "Leonardo di Caprio." Boy: "Yeah. Doesn't he look like Jesse McCartney?" Me: *groan*

Long Time Coming

Some of these are pre- Spring Break, but I'm lagging. Enjoy! "You need to tell them- I need a special kind of soda. From Korea." "I am allergic to knowledge." "I like big books and I cannot lie..." WRITE-IN from fan and MS sub - "I'm only blonde when I straighten my hair." Boy 1:"(In the book) This kid stabs another kid in the back and he spits blood in a girl's face!" Boy 2: "Sounds like what my first date will be like." Girl:"Weiner doesn't start with a backwards L." Boy: "It does if you count the silent part." "I don't have a very imagination mind."

I Spoke Too Soon

Yesterday, I posted during my break- they only had one period left, so no use in waiting, right?

Wrong.

Three more from yesterday- enjoy!


Me:"Class, I have a question."
Boy:"Okay, I didn't mean to kill him... but he just died."



"Ugh. why am I a tortoise?"



"I'm going to dedicate all of my money from the book to the Barrel Role Foundation for Children, because frankly, that's the only foundation I can give me money to."